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If Every Cigarette You Smoke Takes Seven Minutes Off Of Your Life, Every Game Of Dungeons & Dragons You Play Delays The Loss Of Your Virginity By Seven Hours.

Anyone Who Thinks They're Happy Should Really See A Doctor, Because There Is No Reason To Be Happy.

It Says Right Here You've Got To Be Saved To Go To Heaven. But The Way I See It, You've Only Got To Be Yourself To Go To Hell.

I Haven't Looked At Marriage In The Conventional Sense, As Far As Settling Down. I Look At It As Putting Faith In Another Person, Which Has Always Been Hard For Me To Do.

You Can Find Inspiration For Man's Behaviour Wherever You Look.