All Short Women Have A Delayed Fuse.

Merchandising, Merchandising, Where The Real Money From The Movie Is Made.

If Ivan The Terrible Had Been Kissed And Loved Between Zero And Three, He Probably Would Have Become Ivan Not So Terrible. If You're Jewish, You Have A Small Smile On Your Face. Because You Know The Rest Are Wrong And You Don't Want To Hurt Their Feelings.

With The Birth Of The Artist Came The Inevitable Afterbirth... The Critic

Humor Is Just Another Defense Against The Universe.

Tolstoy Was The Most Gifted Writer Who Ever Lived. It's Like He Stuck A Pen In His Heart And It Didn't Even Go Through His Mind On Its Way To The Page.