All Right, I Am Often Brash, Rude

I Love Spaghetti And Sex, Sometimes Together. My Dream Of Heaven Is Walking Naked Through Fields Of Pasta Fazool.

The Only Thing We Don't Have A God For Is Premature Ejaculation... But I Hear That It's Coming Quickly.

A Cinema Villain Essentially Needs A Moustache So He Can Twiddle With It Gleefully As He Cooks Up His Next Nasty Plan.

Merchandising, Merchandising, Where The Real Money From The Movie Is Made.

When I Was A Little Boy, I Thought When I Grew Up I Would Talk Yiddish. I Thought Little Kids Talked English, But When They Became Adults, They Would Talk Yiddish Like The Adults Did. There Would Be No Reason To Talk English Anymore, Because We Would Have Made It.