All Real Difficulty Stems From No Responsibility.

Think Your Own Way Through Things, Accept What Is True For You, Discard The Rest.

Y'know, We're All Wasting Our Time Writing This Hack Science Fiction! You Wanta Make Real Money, You Gotta Start A Religion!

A Science Is Something Which Is Constructed From Truth On Workable Axioms. There Are 55 Axioms In Scientology Which Are Very Demonstrably True, And On These Can Be Constructed A Great Deal.

Living Is A Pretty Grim Joke, But A Joke Just The Same.

There's Only One Remedy For Crime — Get Rid Of The Psychs! They Are Causing It!