All Pitchers Are Liars Or Crybabies.

The Towels Were So Thick There I Could Hardly Close My Suitcase.

If People Don't Want To Come To The Ballpark, How Are You Going To Stop Them?

A Lot Of Guys Go, 'hey, Yog, Say A Yogi-ism.' I Tell 'em, 'i Don't Know Any.' They Want Me To Make One Up. I Don't Make 'em Up. I Don't Even Know When I Say It. They're The Truth. And It Is The Truth. I Don't Know.

Cut That Pizza Into Six Slices Instead Of Eight, I Ain't That Hungry.

I Don't Want To Make The Wrong Mistake.