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If I'd Done A Quarter Of The Things Of Which I'm Accused, I'd Be Pickled In Alcohol, I'd Be A Registered Drug Addict And Would Have Sired Half The Children In The World's Cricket-playing Countries

What's Happened Has Happened, So What Can We Do To Make It Better For Tomorrow And The Day After? That's Why We're Here

Pakistan Is The Sort Of Place Every Man Should Send His Mother-in-law, For A Month, With All Expenses Paid.

I Don't Think I've Actually Drunk A Beer For 15 Years, Except A Few Guinnesses In Dublin, Where It's The Law.

I Don't Ask My Wife To Face Michael Holding, So There's No Reason Why I Should Be Changing Nappies.