The Most Famous Cricketers Are Too Big

What's Happened Has Happened, So What Can We Do To Make It Better For Tomorrow And The Day After? That's Why We're Here

I'm Not A Great One For Looking Back.

I Don't Think I've Actually Drunk A Beer For 15 Years, Except A Few Guinnesses In Dublin, Where It's The Law.

All People Seem To Want To Talk About Is The Current Ashes Series, And Whether England Are Going To Reverse The Trend Of Recent Series.

If I'd Done A Quarter Of The Things Of Which I'm Accused, I'd Be Pickled In Alcohol, I'd Be A Registered Drug Addict And Would Have Sired Half The Children In The World's Cricket-playing Countries