A Few Years Ago England Would Have

Aussies Are Big And Empty, Just Like Their Country.

A Few Years Ago England Would Have Struggled To Beat The Eskimos

I Don't Ask My Wife To Face Michael Holding, So There's No Reason Why I Should Be Changing Nappies.

I Don't Think I've Actually Drunk A Beer For 15 Years, Except A Few Guinnesses In Dublin, Where It's The Law.

I Want To Stress Again One Aspect Of The Game Which Is Most Important. Never Argue With An Umpire.