All Parents Experience The Same Problems.

It's Painful, But We Can't Heal Ourselves Unless We Cleanse The Wounds.

It's More Blessed To Give Than To Receive - Especially Kittens.

My Father Would Pass Gas And Then Blame It On Imaginary Animals.

There Is Hope For The Future Because God Has A Sense Of Humor And We Are Funny To God.

Take Your Bottom Lip And Pull It Over Your Head.