All My Books Were Easy To Write

Some Women Have Said, 'gee, Here I Am Getting Involved With This Fat Guy, What Will People Think Of Me?' But They Were Converted And Sometimes Surprised.

The Old Saw About Old Dogs And New Tricks Only Applies To Certain People.

I Went To College, But I Learned To Write By Reading - And Writing.

If The English Had Deep-dish Pizza They Could Have Kept Their Empire.

The Activities Of These Parasites And Degenerates Gave Rise To Cubism, Fauvism, Futurism, Pointillism, Constructivism, Orphism, Surrealism, Dada, And Also Impossibleism, Supersurrealism, Dynamic Double-dog Realism, Ishkabibbleism, And Mama, Which Is Like Dada Only Nicer.