Today Is The Yesterday You Won't Remember

I've Said This Before, And I Say It Again. Bagels Can Be An Enormous Power For Good Or For Evil. It Is Up To Us To Decide How We Will Use Them.

Werewolves Are Much More Common Animals Than You Might Think.

The Activities Of These Parasites And Degenerates Gave Rise To Cubism, Fauvism, Futurism, Pointillism, Constructivism, Orphism, Surrealism, Dada, And Also Impossibleism, Supersurrealism, Dynamic Double-dog Realism, Ishkabibbleism, And Mama, Which Is Like Dada Only Nicer.

If The English Had Deep-dish Pizza They Could Have Kept Their Empire.

The Old Saw About Old Dogs And New Tricks Only Applies To Certain People.