If Helen Keller Had Psychic Ability, Would

We Have Multiplied Our Possessions, But Reduced Our Values.

Life Is Sacred? Who Said So, God? Hey, If You Read History You'll Realize That God Is One Of The Leading Causes Of Death...has Been For Thousands Of Years. Hindus, Muslims, Christians, Jews, All Taking Turns Killing Each Other Because God Told Them It Was A Good Idea.

I Loved The Angiogram. They Stick A Thing In Your Thigh And It Goes All The Way Up To Your Heart. Isn't That A Thrill? Well, At Least The Nurse Scored Thigh.

The Main Reason Women Are Crazy, Is That Men Are Stupid.

Mother's Milk Leads To Everything.