I Feel Like Elvis. Only Alive.

I Embrace Everything.

I'm A Cheesy Over-the-top Megalomaniac With A Deep Voice And The Most Amazing Pecs.

And Sometimes The Hardest Thing You Can Do Is Walk Away. But You Got To. And, When You Do, It Changes Your Life.

I Find It A Bit Sad That There Is No Photo Of Me Hanging On The Walls In The Berlin Museum At Checkpoint Charlie.

All I Want To Do Is Be Onstage. A Performer Needs To Perform.