All I Really Wanted To Do Was

School's-out-for-summer!!

On Stage, I'm This Figure, This Actor, Who Does Things That People Aren't Used To Seeing And I Relish In That Reaction. In Real Life, Though, I Play Golf, I Shop And I Walk Around With No Makeup On And My Hair In A Ponytail. I May Not Be The Typical Middle-aged Joe, But I'm Closer To Normal Than You Think.

Slade Was The Coolest Band In England. They Were The Kind Of Guys That Would Push Your Car Out Of A Ditch.

I'm Not Crazy About Country-western Music. But The Lyrics Are Good. "i'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy" Is Pretty Clever.

I Hear You Calling And It's Needles And Pins (and Pins) I Want To Hurt You Just To Hear You Screaming My Name Don't Want To Touch You But You're Under My Skin (deep In) I Want To Kiss You But Your Lips Are Venomous Poison