All I Ever Wanted To Do Is

I Like Any Cereal. I Like The Idea Of Just Eating And Drinking With One Hand Without Looking.

Seems To Me The Basic Conflict Between Men And Women, Sexually, Is That Men Are Like Firemen. To Men, Sex Is An Emergency, And No Matter What We're Doing We Can Be Ready In Two Minutes. Women, On The Other Hand, Are Like Fire. They're Very Exciting, But The Conditions Have To Be Exactly Right For It To Occur.

The Truth Is, The Family Is Much More Creatively Nourishing Because You're Playing On A Full Keyboard. Whereas When You're Single, You're Just Playing The Upbeat Jazzy Tunes.

Well, Howard Stern Has Been Doing His Impression Of Me For Years. It Doesn't Really Bother Me.

I Had A Dream Last Night That A Hamburger Was Eating Me.