Of Course, Everyone Wants To Be Healthy.

I Was The Best Man At The Wedding... If I'm The Best Man, Why Is She Marrying Him?

I Can't Go To A Bad Movie By Myself. What, Am I Gonna Make Sarcastic Remarks To Strangers?

Of Course, Everyone Wants To Be Healthy. The Amusing Thing Is No One's Really Sure How To Do It.

I Don't Want To Hear The Specials. If They're So Special, Put 'em On The Menu.

The Worst Thing About Television Is That Everybody You See On Television Is Doing Something Better Than What You're Doing. You Never See Anybody On Tv Just Sliding Off The Front Of The Sofa, With Potato Chip Crumbs All Over Their Shirt.