All I Did Was Tell The Truth.

If We Were A Dog And God Owned Us, The Cops Would Come And Take Us Away.

What Does It Take For Republicans To Take Off The Flag Pin And Say, 'i Am Just Too Embarrassed To Be On This Team'?

Look, I Have Never Made A Secret Of The Fact That I Have Tried Marijuana... About 50,000 Times.

New Rule: Stop Calling It Obamacare. It's Not Like Obama Will Be The Doctor For Your Next Prostate Exam. That's Just A Common Fantasy Of Republican Men.

Being A Conservative Also Used To Involve The Concept Of People Being Free To Do Whatever They Want To Do, As Long As It Doesn't Hurt Somebody Else. Conservatives Used To Be Very Libertarian.