What Does It Take For Republicans To

The Tea Baggers. The One Thing They Hate Is When You Call Them Racist. The Other Thing They Hate Is Black People. But They Won't Say It.

I Love The Tea Party. They Are The Ultimate Beer Goggles. They Make Everything Look Better.

I Have Two Questions About Arnold Schwarzenegger. What Does He Know, And When Will He Know It?

Religion Is Detrimental To The Progress Of Society.

Now That They've Finished Reading The Constitution Out Loud, The Teabaggers Must Call Out That Group Of Elitist Liberals Whose Values Are So Antithetical To Theirs. I'm Talking Of Course About The Founding Fathers, Who The Teabaggers Believe Are Just Like Them, But Aren't. One Is A Group Of Exclusively White Men Who Live In A Bygone Century, Have Bad Teeth, And Think Of Blacks As 3/5 Of A Person, And The Other Are The Founding Fathers.