All I Can Say About Life Is,

Every New Routine I Have Ever Written And Performed Probably Occurred Extemporaneously. Then After You Have Fleshed It Out And Tried It Out In Front Of A Number Of Audiences And It Works, You Put It Down On Paper.

People With A Sense Of Humor Tend To Be Less Egocentric And More Realistic In Their View Of The World And More Humble In Moments Of Success And Less Defeated In Times Of Travail.

This Stammer Got Me A Home In Beverly Hills, And I'm Not About To Screw With It Now.

I Couldn't Play Off People That I Don't Personally Like.

I Was Influenced By Every Comedian I Ever Saw Work. That's The Only Way You Learn How To Do It.