All His Life He Tried To Be

Nobody Gave Me What I Wanted For My Birthday! Nobody! What Sort Of Presents Do You Call These? New Shoes, A Green Sweater And A Bunch Of Stupid Toys!" "what Were You Expecting?" "real Estate!

The Secret To Speed-reading Is Moving Your Lips Faster.

Snoopy Didn't Start Off Being A Beagle. It's Just That 'beagle' Is A Funny Word.

It Was A Dark And Stormy Night. Suddenly, A Shot Rang Out! A Door Slammed. The Maid Screamed. Suddenly, A Pirate Ship Appeared On The Horizon! While Millions Of People Were Starving, The King Lived In Luxury. Meanwhile, On A Small Farm In Kansas, A Boy Was Growing Up.

Snowflakes Fascinate Me... Millions Of Them Falling Gently To The Ground... And They Say That No Two Of Them Are Alike! Each One Completely Different From All The Others... The Last Of The Rugged Individualists!