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The Charm Of Television Entertainment Is Its Ability To Bridge The Chasm Between Dinner And Bedtime Without Mental Distraction.

When You're The Only Pea In The Pod, Your Parents Are Likely To Get You Confused With The Hope Diamond.

It's Always Seemed Odd To Me That After A Group Of Terrorists Commits A Vile And Odious Deed They Rush Messages To The Public To Claim Credit For It.

A Solved Problem Creates Two New Problems, And The Best Prescription For Happy Living Is Not To Solve Any More Problems.

The Sinister Nature Of The American Soil Is Apparent In Places Like Gettysburg. Fertilize It With The Blood Of Heros, And It Brings Forth A Frozen-custard Stand.