New York Is The Only City In

A Solved Problem Creates Two New Problems, And The Best Prescription For Happy Living Is Not To Solve Any More Problems.

There Was Scarcely A Woman Alive, It Seemed, Who Could Resist The Urge To Haul Men Down Onto Beds, Car Seats, Kitchen Floors, Dining-room Tables, Park Grass, Parlor Sofas, Or Packing Crates, Entwine Warm Thighs Around Them, And Pant In Ecstasy.

Research Is A Scientific Activity Dedicated To Discovering What Makes Grass Green.

Baltimore Is Permissiveness. The Pleasures Of The Flesh, The Table, The Bottle, And The Purse Are Tolerated With A Civilized Understanding.

Television Was The Most Revolutionary Event Of The Century. Its Importance Was In A Class With The Discovery Of Gunpowder And The Invention Of The Printing Press, Which Changed The Human Condition For Centuries Afterward.