Reality Is The Only Obstacle To Happiness.

Anticipating That Most Poetry Will Be Worse Than Carrying Heavy Luggage Through O'hare Airport, The Public, To Its Loss, Reads Very Little Of It.

There Are Good Reasons Why Everybody Should Heed Politicians' Advise Not To Believe The Media. One Of The Best Is That The Media Report What Politicians Say.

The Government Cannot Afford To Have A Country Made Up Entirely Of Rich People, Because Rich People Pay So Little Tax That The Government Would Quickly Go Bankrupt. This Is Why Government Men Always Tell Us That Labor Is Man's Noblest Calling. Government Needs Labor To Pay Its Upkeep.

Windows 95 Is What Rube Goldberg Would Have Designed If He'd Studied Cartooning At M.i.t.

A Man Writing A Letter Is A Man In The Act Of Thinking, And It Was An Exercise Reagan Obviously Enjoyed. After His First Meeting With Gorbachev, For Example, He Sent A 'dear Murph' Letter About It To His Old Friend George Murphy, A Former Senator And Actor Who Had Once Played Reagan's Father In A Film.