After You Eat A Hot Pocket, Everything

Pie Can't Compete With Cake. Put Candles In A Cake, It's A Birthday Cake. Put Candles In A Pie, Someone's Drunk In The Kitchen.

Without Valentine's Day, February Would Be... Well, January.

I Don't Curse On Stage, But I Feel Like I Curse More Because I Have Kids And In Front Of My Kids. Not Intentionally.

I Don't Want To Get Involved In The Culture War. Religion's Iffy.

Be More Assertive With What You Want To Do.