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After You Eat A Hot Pocket, Everything Will Taste Like Rubber For A Month!
-Jim Gaffigan
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After You Eat A Hot Pocket, Everything
Jim Gaffigan
After You Eat A Hot Pocket, Everything Will Taste Like Rubber For A Month!
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