Mocking Hugh Hefner Is Easy To Do,

In Italy, For The Same Price As A Typical British Hamburger Meal Including Sweet, A Builder's Labourer Could Eat Like A King - Rather Better In Fact, Because Pasta Dishes Gain From Being Kept Simple.

Twin Miracles Of Mascara, Her Eyes Looked Like The Corpses Of Two Small Crows That Had Crashed Into A Chalk Cliff.

The Secret For An Artist Is To Make That A Subject And Not Bang Your Head Against The Wall And Give Up. But To Turn It Into And Treat The New Subject Matter, Which Is One's Own Vanishing.

The Language Laboratory At Cambridge Is A Very Good Way Of Finding Out About Grammar And The Vocabulary And That's Why I Learned To Read German And Later On I Added Spanish, The Standard European Languages.

Perhaps I Should Have Pointed Out More Often That Without Her (mother's) Guidance And Example I Might Have Gone Straight From Short Pants To Long Bay Gaol, Which In Those Days Was Still In Use And Heavily Populated By Larcenous Young Men Who Had Chosen Their Parents Less Wisely.