[adulthood:] It's When You Stop Doing The

[when Asked If The Voice Is An Instrument:] Yes, Of Course. Some Are Violins, Some Are Fountain Pens And Some Are Stethoscopes. And Others Are Just Washboards.

I Suspect That Some Apparently Homosexual People Are Really Heterosexuals Who Deeply Phobic About The Opposite Sex Or Have Other Emotional Problems.

Know How To Effectively Voice A Complaint Or Make A Claim At A Retail Store.

I Believe That One Becomes Stronger Emotionally By Taking Life Less Personally. If Your Employer Criticizes Your Report, Don't Take It Personally. Instead, Find Out What's Needed And Fix It. If Your Girlfriend Laughs At Your Tie, Don't Take It Personally. Find Another Tie Or Find Another Girlfriend.

Have Enough Sense To Know, Ahead Of Time, When Your Skills Will Not Extend To Wallpapering.