I Have Taken Roads That I Wished

You Can't Be As Old As I Am Without Waking Up With A Surprised Look On Your Face Every Morning.

It's Like Chasing A Beautiful Woman For 80 Years. Finally, She Relents And You Say, 'i'm Terribly Sorry. I'm Tired.'

I'd Done Some Acting In High School. Then I Went To Kenyon College And Got Thrown In Jail And Kicked Off The Football Team. Since I Was Determined Not To Study Very Much, I Majored In Theater The Last Two Years. Got My Degree In Speech; They Didn't Actually Have A Degree In Theater. I Graduated At Two O'clock In The Afternoon, And At Three-thirty I Was On The Train For Williams Bay, Wisconsin, For Summer Stock, And Then I Did Winter Stock.

I Have An Extraordinary Attention Span. I Manage To Juggle Two Or Three Different Ideas At The Same Time, And That's Probably, If I Have A Gift, That's Probably The Best Gift That's Given Me.

I Find It Hard To Believe That Anyone Could Be So Curious About Me That They Would Want To Read That I Wear Underwear Shorts With Green Polka Dots On Them.