Acting Touches Nerves You Have Absolutely No

Those Of You Who Are Not Aware Of My Brilliant Career As A Stand Up Comic, I'm Not Aware Of It Either So We Might Well Wonder What We're Doing Here.

One Thing I Will Say - My Job Gets Harder And Harder. The More You Understand About What You Are Capable Of, The Less The Instrument Can Do It Physically. It's An Inverse Equation, If That's The Right Phrase. I Just Slammed Those Two Words Together. It Sounded Right.

Acting Touches Nerves You Have Absolutely No Control Over.

That's It Then. Cancel The Kitchen Scraps For Lepers And Orphans, No More Merciful Beheadings, And Call Off Christmas.

I Think There Should Be Laughs In Everything. Sometimes, It's A Slammed Door, A Pie In The Face Or Just A Recognition Of Our Frailties.