When I Get Off The Plane In

I'm Still Living The Life Where You Get Home And Open The Fridge And There's Half A Pot Of Yogurt And A Half A Can Of Flat Coca-cola.

I Have Every Sympathy For Writers. It's A Mystery To Me What They Do. I Can Edit. I Can Cross Out And Say, 'i'm Not Saying That' Or, 'how About We Move This To Here? Wouldn't That Make That Bit Of The Story Better?' But Where Any Of It Comes From Is Beyond Me. I Will Never Write A Play Or A Novel.

Older People Say, 'oh I Loved You In 'sense And Sensibility,'' And That's The Only Film They Want To Talk About. Equally, There Are People Who Only Want To Talk About 'galaxy Quest.' And There's A Whole Bunch Of Teenagers Who Only Want To Talk About 'dogma.'

From My Experience, I Think That Every Actor Has To Make Sure That They're In Charge Of Their Own Career Somehow Or Other.

When I Get Off The Plane In England I Always Feel About Two Inches Shorter.