Don't Die Until You're Dead.

When People Say "it's Always The Last Place You Look". Of Course It Is. Why Would You Keep Looking After You've Found It?

If You Want To Lose A Bit Of Weight, Don't Eat Anything Out Of A Bucket.

And Then There Was My Mate Who'd Just Been Fitted With A Brand New Hearing Aid. "it's The Best In The World", He Said. "what Type Is It?", I Asked And He Said "ten Past Twelve".

A Woman's Mind Is As Complex As The Contents Of Her Handbag; Even When You Get To The Bottom Of It, There Is Always Something At The Bottom To Surprise You!

Wisdom Isn't An Old Guy On Top Of A Mountain In A Loin Cloth. It Isn't An Answer. It's A Question.