Don't Die Until You're Dead.

There's Nothing Like It, But It's Not As Good As You Think It's Going To Be. . . . I Was Disappointed Because There Are Records Of People Finding Things That Have Been There For Years. I Was Hoping For A Shirt Button, Or My Club's Badge - But Not A Sausage.

I've Always Wanted To Go To Switzerland To See What The Army Does With Those Wee Red Knives.

I Just Believe In The Movie. I Don't Care What The Book Was Like. I Don't Care What The Previous Film Was Like Or Other Films Were Like. I Care Only About The Script I've Got.

Honestly Some Folk Will Take Offence At Anything, I Met A Bloke With No Legs This Morning While At The Bus Stop, All I Asked Was "how Are You Getting On?"

I Used To Be A Folk Singer, But I Was... Dreadful. I Had A Voice Like A Goose Farting In The Fog.