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Air Is Beautiful, Yet You Cannot See It. It's Soft, Yet You Cannot Touch It. Air Is A Little Like My Brain.

I Don't Want To Be Buried In The Ground, Rotting, With All Those Worms. What I Would Love Is To Have My Body Dropped Where You Have Those Big Icebergs And The Water Is So Cold And Pure, To Be Eaten By A Polar Bear Or A Seal Or An Otter.

My Wife Is Not My Best Sexual Partner, But She's Good With The Housework.

I've Had My Ups And Downs. My Fair Share Of Bumpy Roads And Heavy Winds. That's What Made Me What I Am Today.

Obviously I've Taken Drugs.