I've Never Done Heroin Or Slept With

I Am An Aging Girl Scout.

I Like Working With The Public, I Like Working With Food, And I Like Making Cash.

I Need A Costume To Be Convinced That I'm Somebody Else. Otherwise, It's Just Me. It's Just Amy Saying Lines. I Haven't Really Become Somebody Else. And What's The Fun In That?

I Don't Really Consider Myself To Be A Comedian. I Mean, It's Not Like I'm Sitting Around Writing Jokes Or Anything. I Just Like Dressing Up And Pretending To Be Other People.

Don't Answer The Door In A Wedding Dress And Veil, He Might Not Think You're Joking.