You Can Not Make Everybody Happy.

The First Time I Came Across The Birds And The Bees In Actual Flight, I Couldn't Identify The Formation.

Brown Versus The Board Of Education Is No Longer The White Person's Problem.

All Parents Experience The Same Problems.

I Said To A Guy, "tell Me, What Is It About Cocaine That Makes It So Wonderful," And He Said, "because It Intensifies Your Personality." I Said, "yes, But What If You're An Asshole?"

Immortality Is A Long Shot, I Admit. But Somebody Has To Be First.