You Can Not Make Everybody Happy.

Sex Education May Be A Good Idea In The Schools, But I Don't Believe The Kids Should Be Given Homework.

While Fathers Are Pleasant Figureheads, There Is A Special Bond Between Children And Their Mothers. 'do You Help Your Mother Clean Up The House?' I Asked One Girl Of Seven. 'no,' She Sweetly Replied, 'i Help Make The Mess.' It's A Dirty Job But Somebody's Got To Do It.

I Once Asked My Father For A Dollar For The School Picnic. He Told Me How He Once Killed A Grizzly Bear With His Loose-leaf Notebook.

Family Is Conflict And It's Something That We All Relate To.

Civilization Had Too Many Rules For Me, So I Did My Best To Rewrite Them.