A Woman Will Be Elected President Before

If I Stay Healthy, I Have A Chance To Collect 3,000 Hits And 1,000 Errors.

A Woman Will Be Elected President Before Wade Boggs Is Called Out On Strikes. I Guarantee That.

Old Third Basemen Become First Basemen, And Old First Basemen Become Designated Hitters.

Do I Want Someone To Get More Hits Than Me? No. Do I Want Someone To Hit More Home Runs Than Me? No. Do I Want Someone To Have More Rbi Than Me? No. I Get A Kick Out Of Seeing The All-time Leaders And My Name's On Top Of Every One, With The Exception Of Strikeouts. I Get A Kick Out Of That.

I've Only Read Two Books In My Life: Baseball Sparkplug And Love Story.