My Problems Are All Behind Me!

If A Tie Is Like Kissing Your Sister, Losing Is Like Kissing You Grandmother With Her Teeth Out.

I Was Scared Everyday I Put On The Uniform.

American League Teams Don't Bunt Very Often. National League Teams Bunt A Lot.

He Looks Like A Greyhound, But He Runs Like A Bus.

Not Many People Get To The Major Leagues And Succeed Right Away. There Are Some Struggles. Everyone Seems To Struggle.