A Woman Should Be Like A Single

I Was Very Adept At Acquiring Languages.

I Do Not Like Vaudeville, But What Can I Do? It Likes Me.

It Is Quite Lovely Being Single, And I Much Prefer It.

I Think The Eyes Flirt Most. There Are So Many Ways To Use Them.

If I Get Married, I Think I'd Pick Out A Newspaperman Rather Than A Millionaire. A Newspaperman Is A Regular Fellow.