A Woman Might As Well Propose: Her

At First A Woman Doesn't Want Anything But A Husband, But As Soon As Gets One, She Wants Everything Else In The World.

The Only Thing Some People Do Is Get Older.

Nothing Is Wonderful When You Get Used To It.

When A Man Dies, And His Kin Are Glad Of It, They Say, "he Is Better Off."

Nothing Pleases A Woman Quite So Well As To Look So Sweet That A Man Wants To Kiss Her, And Then Abuse Him For His Impudence.