A Well-balanced Person Has A Drink In

If Jesus Was A Jew, How Come He Has A Mexican First Name?

I Used To Be A Folk Singer, But I Was... Dreadful. I Had A Voice Like A Goose Farting In The Fog.

A Fart Is Just Your Arse Applauding.

Without Arts Programmes There's Only Reality Tv, And Reality Tv Needs The Arts To Show It What Reality Is.

Never Trust Anybody With Only One Book.