A Vegetarian Is A Person Who Won't

Nothing Is Going To Stop Mike Tyson That Doesn't Have A Motor Attached.

We Work Very, Very Hard To Find That Fine Line Where Location Is Meaningful Enough To Be Interesting To An Advertiser But Not So Intrusive That It Interrupts The Creative Flow Of The Show.

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You Know You're Getting Old When Kids Start To Dress Like You Used To And Movies Are Made About Your Teen Life.

I Want My Tombstone To Read: If This Is A Joke, I Don't Get It.