They Say Kids Today Don't Know The

I Understand The Big Food Companies Are Developing A Tearless Onion. I Think They Can Do It - After All, They've Already Given Us Tasteless Bread.

I Always Wondered Why Babies Spend So Much Time Sucking Their Thumbs. Then I Tasted Baby Food.

I Don't Want To Say Anything About My Kids...but I Go To Pta Meetings Under An Assumed Name!

I Feel That If God Had Really Wanted Us To Have Enough Oil, He Would Never Have Given Us A Department Of Energy.

A Compliment Is Verbal Sunshine.