A Snake Bite Emergency Kit Is A

Look At The Limes In This Drink, How They Float. That's Good News. Next Time I'm On A Boat, And It Capsizes, I Will Reach For A Lime. I'm Saved By The Buoyancy Of Citrus.

It's Weird... People Say They're Not Like Apes. Now How Do You Explain Football Then?

I Sometimes Close My Eyes During A Show Because I Have Drawn A Picture Of An Audience Enjoying The Show More On The Back Of My Eyelids.

I'm Gonna Fix That Last Joke By Taking Out All The Words And Adding New Ones.

If I Had A Dollar For Every Time I Said That, I'd Be Making Money In A Very Weird Way.