A Silk Dress In Four Sections, And

Any Two Meals At A Boarding-house Are Together Less Than Two Square Meals.

Now, The Essence, The Very Spirit Of Christmas Is That We First Make Believe A Thing Is So, And Lo, It Presently Turns Out To Be So.

In Canada We Have Enough To Do Keeping Up With Two Spoken Languages ... So We Just Go Right Ahead And Use English For Literature, Scotch For Sermons, And American For Conversation.

A Sportsman Is A Man Who, Every Now And Then, Simply Has To Get Out And Kill Something.

There Is An Old Motto That Runs, "if At First You Don't Succeed, Try, Try Again." This Is Nonsense. It Ought To Read, "if At First You Don't Succeed, Quit, Quit At Once."