Electricity Is Of Two Kinds, Positive And

How Strange It Is, Our Little Procession Of Life! The Child Says, "when I Am A Big Boy." But What Is That? The Big Boy Says, "when I Grow Up." And Then, Grown Up, He Says, "when I Get Married." But To Be Married, What Is That After All? The Thought Changes To "when I'm Able To Retire." And Then, When Retirement Comes, He Looks Back Over The Landscape Traversed; A Cold Wind Seems To Sweep Over It; Somehow He Has Missed It All, And It Is Gone.

I Owe A Lot To My Teachers And Mean To Pay Them Back Some Day.

When Actors Begin To Think, It's Time For A Change. They Are Not Fitted For It.

It Is Difficult To Be Funny And Great At The Same Time. Aristophanes And Moliere And Mark Twain Must Sit Below Aristotle And Bossuet And Emerson.

Too Much Has Been Said Of The Heroes Of History-the Strong Men, The Troublesome Men; Too Little Of The Amiable, The Kindly, The Tolerant.