A Sigh Is An Amplifier For People

Inflation Is The Crabgrass In Your Savings.

Quit Worrying About Your Health. It'll Go Away.

Very Few People Ever Meet Celebrities. All We Really Know Is What We Read About Them And The Most Memorable Lines Are Jokes. That's How We Tend To Define What We Think Of A Public Figure.

Never Raise Your Hand To Your Children - It Leaves Your Midsection Unprotected.

We're Supposed To Take Our Problems To A Family Adviser. Personally, I've Never Met A Family Adviser. They're All Off Somewhere Listening To Dirty Stories.