Individuality' Is The Key To Success.

Did You Hear About The Woman Who Sent Out 40,000 Valentine Cards Doused In Perfume And Signed, "guess Who?" She's A Divorce Lawyer.

If Somebody Accuses You In A Story Of Being A Crook, You Can Demand That They Prove It. But If A Comic Says It And You Protest, People Say, 'what's The Matter, You Can't Take A Joke?

Inflation Is The Crabgrass In Your Savings.

I'd Like To Say A Few Words About One Of The Most Popular Concepts In The Modern Education--show And Tell. Show And Tell Is A Device Created By Grammar Schools To Communicate Family Secrets To 32 Other Families Before 9:15 Am In The Morning.

I May Be Forty, But Every Morning When I Get Up, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.