A Sheep Who Goes Looking For A

My Aspiration Now Is To Get By Luck What I Could Not Get By Merit.

Fearful Of Sentimentality, I Disown My Tears And Melting Heart.

Pornography And Cooking Shows Have Created Two New Spectator Sports.

Once I Find The Right Maxim To Apply, I Feel That I Have Done All That Can Be Expected Of Me.

Denial Of One Appetite Sharpens The Others.