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Tales Of Adultery Are Much Improved By Period Costumes.

To Be Thoroughly Modern, An Aphorism Should Trail Off Vaguely Rather Than Coming To A Point.

The Desire To Create Literature Leads To Frights, Grunts, And Coy Looks.

The Perfect Aphorism Would Achieve Classical Balance And Then Immediately Upset It.

I Resist Change Even As I Call For It.