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Good Books Do Not Make People Wiser Or Happier--only More Conscious.

Posterity--the Forlorn Child Of Nineteenth Century Optimism--grows Ever Harder To Conceive.

Simplicity Is A Strict Taskmaster.

The Educated Can Listen Impassively To Almost Anything.

Since We Hate The Same People, We Should Be Friends.