A Rumor Is One Thing That Gets

Of Late I Appear To Have Reached That Stage When People Who Look Old Who Are Only My Age.

Although Practice Swings Can Be Helpful Things, Twere Better, Indeed, Not Take Any Than To Fiddle And Fret And Before Playing Get Exhausted From Taking Too Many.

Retired Is Being Tired Twice, I've Thought, First Tired Of Working, Then Tired Of Not.

If I Ever Make A Hole In One, A Thrill That I've Never Known, I Won't Be Believed And I'll Have No Fun, For I'm Sure To Be Playing Alone.

The Great Improvement Of The Radio Over The Telephone Is That It May Be Turned Off Without Offending The Speaker.