A Rose By Any Other Name Would

Moral: It All Depends.

I Got The Breaks. Starting From Nowhere In The Corn Belt, I Helped Edit A Country Weekly, Then Was Jack-of-all-departments On An Obscure Daily, So That When I Arrived In A Big City Everything I Tackled In The Line Of Column Conducting And Syndicate Peddling And Playwriting Had To Bring Promotion, Because I Had No Social Standing Which Could Be Endangered, No Reputation To Toss Away And No Pride Which Might Suffer A Setback. Everything I Acquired Had To Be Velvet. You Cannot Lose Your Silver Spoon If You Are Brought Up On Pewter.

She Was Short On Intellect, But Long On Shape.

As The Twig Is Bent The Tree Is Inclined.

A Good Musical Comedy Consists Largely Of Disorderly Conduct Occassionally Interrupted By Talk.