A Rental Car Is Basically An Ashtray

There's No Such Thing As Good Ideas And Bad Ideas. There Are Only Your Own Ideas And Other People's. If You Want Someone To Like Your Idea, Tell Him He Said It First Last Week And You Just Remembered It.

Simple Molecules Combine To Make Powerful Chemicals. Simple Cells Combine To Make Powerful Life-forms. Simple Electronics Combine To Make Powerful Computers. Logically, All Things Are Created By A Combination Of Simpler, Less Capable Components. Therefore, A Supreme Being Must Be In Our Future, Not Our Origin. What If "god" Is The Consciousness That Will Be Created When Enough Of Us Are Connected By The Internet?!!

The Cheesecake Factory Is A Great Business Model, But If You Take Your Wife There For Your 25th Wedding Anniversary, You Might Not Reach Your 26th.

Remind People That Profit Is The Difference Between Revenue And Expense. This Makes You Look Smart.

The Dilbert Principle: People Are Idiots.