A Rental Car Is Basically An Ashtray

For Our Purposes, Let’s Say A Goal Is A Specific Objective That You Either Achieve Or Don’t Sometime In The Future. A System Is Something You Do On A Regular Basis That Increases Your Odds Of Happiness In The Long Run. If You Do Something Every Day, It’s A System. If You’re Waiting To Achieve It Someday In The Future, It’s A Goal.

If A Job's Worth Doing, It's Too Hard.

As Network Administrator I Can Take Down The Network With One Keystroke. It's Just Like Being A Doctor But Without Getting Gooky Stuff On My Paws.

I Have Infinite Capacity To Do More Work As Long As You Don't Mind That My Quality Approaches Zero.

We Expect Others To Act Rationally Even Though We Are Irrational.